Everquest

Wedding Experience

Congratulations to Nulu and Canedor on their successful wedding day.

Celebrations were held at the Arena just off from Lake Rathe. Those who arrived early enjoyed the PvP combat in the Arena until the rest of the people finished arriving and time was soon upon the happy couple to agree their bindings for each other.

First a binding was necessary at the gate to the arena. From past experience I was guaranteed to die at some point. Running into the area saw my fist fight.

You have entered an Arena (PvP) area.
Brawller begins to cast a spell.
You resist the Ensnare spell!
You begin casting Draught of Fire.
Brawller slashes YOU for 25 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 57 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 17 points of damage.
Your spell is interrupted.
Brawller slashes YOU for 14 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 27 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
You begin casting Draught of Fire.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 39 points of damage.
You regain your concentration and continue your casting.
Brawller slashes YOU for 41 points of damage.
Brawller is caught in a torrent of fire.
You begin casting Yonder.
...Pauses whilst Brawller gets into range...
Your Supple Scale Armband pulses with light as your vision sharpens.
You begin casting Draught of Fire.
Brawller is caught in a torrent of fire.
You begin casting Draught of Fire.
You feel your skin ignite. You have taken 106 points of damage.
Brawller is caught in a torrent of fire.
You have slain Brawller!

And so with my first victory I headed back to the Arena entrance where I could regain my HP and mana.

- - -

Canedor grabs hold of Nulu and begins to dance with her.
Nulu hugs Canedor.
Nulu grabs hold of Canedor and begins to dance with him.

With the happy couple embracing each other, onlookers were amazed at the sight of the beautiful dark elf Nulu in her glowing bright white wedding gown.

image: relative to the report

Shadowpuma says, 'ah, love, isn't it romantic.'
Nulu says, 'Hehe [puke]'

Nulu in her wedding gown
Nulu in her wedding gown.

- - -

Lokeye tells Shadowpuma, 'lets fight'
Shadowpuma challenges Lokeye the Bear.
You poke Lokeye.
You bonk Lokeye on the head!
You have entered an Arena (PvP) area.
Lokeye begins to cast a spell.
Your feet adhere to the ground.
Lokeye begins to cast a spell.
Your feet come free.
You begin casting Draught of Fire.
Lokeye is caught in a torrent of fire.
You resist the Bane of Nife spell!
Lokeye begins to cast a spell.
You deliver a critical blast! (217)
Lokeye is caught in a torrent of fire.
You stagger as spirits of frost slam against you. You have taken 4 points of damage.
Shadowpuma told Lokeye, '4, is that all you have?'
You stagger as spirits of ice slam against you. You have taken 264 points of damage.
Insufficient Mana to cast this spell!
Insufficient Mana to cast this spell!
You crush Lokeye for 14 points of damage.
Lokeye pierces YOU for 13 points of damage.
Cotto pierces YOU for 25 points of damage.
Cotto pierces YOU for 13 points of damage.
...At this point me and Lokeye both joined up and bashed up Cotto...
Cotto pierces YOU for 31 points of damage.
Cotto pierces YOU for 28 points of damage.
Cotto pierces YOU for 26 points of damage.
You begin casting Draught of Fire.
Cotto pierces YOU for 1 point of damage.
You regain your concentration and continue your casting.
Cotto is caught in a torrent of fire.
You have slain Cotto!

And then it all went into darkness. Everyone was hitting each other and chaos took over the arena.

- - -

Lokeye shouts, 'ok, I plan to hold the wedding in the arena on the platform. Nobody is to attack anyone during the ceremony plz. As soon as I pronounce them married let all hell loose and kill everyone.'

The Atendees
Everyone gathers in the centre of the Arena.

- - -

Cotto shouts, 'Shadowpuma, show thy self'
You begin casting Gravity Flux.
Cotto rises chaotically into the air.
Will this rogue ever learn?

And so with enough of the killing, everyone gathers around the centre platform for the ceremony.

Lokeye says, 'All come to platform in the arena no more fighting plz'
Eravion says, 'I'm guessing that im the wedding band?'
Lokeye says, 'yup'
Dahaak says, 'doh so no good music then'

Lokeye says, 'ok please all be seated apart from Canedor and Nulu'
Lokeye says, 'ok thanks for coming all'
Lokeye says, 'Can I ask we all be silent during the ceremony and avoid killing each other.'

Lokeye says, 'We are gathered here today in this arena of pain and death...'
Lokeye says, 'to witness the marriage of the dark elf Nulu and the human Cnaedor....'
Lokeye says, 'Canedor even'
Lokeye says, 'hehe'
Canedor says, 'caNEdor )'
Dahaak giggles.
Nulu says, 'Lol'
Migar laughs.
Zintila giggles.
Cotto munches popcorn.
Dosi laughs.
Lokeye says, 'Firstly...'
Nulu giggles at Lokeye.
Canedor says, 'father lokeye is shy )'
Lokeye says, 'if there is any one here today that has just cause to say that these two creatures shouldn't be married then say so now.. i wont listen though.'
Uanelven coughs at Dalerian.
Orcman says, 'they are brother and sister!'
Nulu says, 'Ahh hehe'
Dosi laughs.
Orcman says, 'this is a disgrace'
Canedor says, 'noooo who told you'
Nefarius says, 'doh!!'
Cotto chokes on popcorn hehehe.
Lokeye says, 'hehe no... good )'
Orcman says, 'no whoops, wrong couple - my bad'
Sonkite smiles.
Canedor says, 'note to self - must kill orcman'
Zintila laughs.
Lokeye says, 'ok'
Orcman warms up a nuke.
Lokeye says, 'Do you both have rings for each other?'
Canedor says, 'aye '
Nulu says, 'Yes )'
Lokeye says, 'thank god'
Balrogh says, 'lol'
Nefarius says, 'hehe'
Nulu laughs at Lokeye.
Xaidos says, 'lol'
Hesten wonders which god, they worship different ones.
Lokeye says, 'k, Canedor....'
Lokeye says, 'Do you take this dark elf cleric wench to be your awful and wedded wife, to love and defend till Link Death you do part?'
Canedor says, 'aye of course'
Nulu says, 'yay'
Lokeye says, 'phew had me worried there'
Canedor says, 'hehe i am evil'
Sonkite says, 'took him 36 seconds'
Lokeye says, 'Nulu..'
Eravion wipes a tear from his eye. Nulu says, 'Yes'
Cotto passes Eravion a tissue. Nulu says, 'That's a yes'
Canedor says, 'yay !'
Uanelven laughs.
Nulu says, 'Doh he hasn't asked yet lol'
Lokeye says, 'Do you take Canedor, this human Monk to be your awful and wedded husband, to love and to heal till Link death you do part?'
Balrogh rolls on the floor laughing at Nulu.
Nulu says, 'Well.....'
Lokeye says, 'lol'
Nulu says, 'Oh go on then )'
Broder coughs.
Nulu says, 'Yes )'
Lokeye says, 'ok nice one! plz do the ring thing now'
Nulu give Canedor a ring.
Nulu giggles at Canedor.
Canedor gives nulu a ring.
Lokeye says, 'WOW! I now pronounce you HUSBAND and WIFE! you may now kiss the blue thing! CONGRATZ'
...Cheers from everyone lit up the arena...
Orcman says, 'Everyone stand next to married couple for photos pls'
Orcman begins to cast a spell.
Shadowchi rises chaotically into the air.
Sonkite rises chaotically into the air.
Broder rises chaotically into the air.
Nulu rises chaotically into the air.
Swash rises chaotically into the air.
Dalerian rises chaotically into the air.
Canedor rises chaotically into the air.
Balrogh rises chaotically into the air.
Carai rises chaotically into the air.
Hesten rises chaotically into the air.
You resist the Invert Gravity spell!
Lokeye rises chaotically into the air.

image: relative to the report
image: relative to the report

And so it was that the happy couple had now been officially pronounced Husband and Wife and the Party had begun. Alas the Party was soon brought to a stand still when people started to report that they had lost experience from dying within the area from the mass debuff/stun/gravity flux.

Tinuvien says, 'im loosing xp here'
Sonkite says, 'Me too EEEK'
Canedor says, 'no joke tin?'
Tinuvien says, '4 blue'
Nulu says, 'I have too ('
Orcman says, 'dont loot corpse tin'
Sonkite says, 'Lost 2 blu ('
Nefarius says, 'doh! I lost xp... :('
Orcman says, 'if u lost exp drag corpse outside arena'
Orcman says, 'check the text as to how u died'
Eravion says, 'fall dmg'

And so it was that people died from falling. Orcman put in a petition for all those that had lost exp. One person that died (but didn't really matter) was my assistant photographer, Shadowchi (32 Cleric currently bound on the moon). She fell to her death, lost exp and was then stuck on the moon. A great thanks to Xaidos for giving a Revive to get her back on the planet.

image: relative to the report
Shadowchi go up, Shadowchi go *SPLAT*.

- - -

And so with the disappointment of dieing it was now time to drown that disappointment in the Drunken Races. The first race was held outside the arena. First few people to make it round the arena won a prize.

Canedor says, 'drunken race works as follows - we will get drunk asap and after that i will count from 3 to zero - then ppl will run clockside (thats right?) 3 rounds and when they get to start line again then poke me - make sure to poke me )'

And so to overcome the cheats that had got AA experience and put them into runspeed, everyone had SoW cast upon them.

Canedor says, '3'
Canedor says, '2'
Canedor says, '1'
Canedor says, 'go !!'

And so it was that everyone legged it around the arena (and most of them stumbling into the arena). What a sight it was. The odd few were still gulping back the alcohol as they ran. The race was soon over and the results came in.
Canedor says, 'XAIDOS - COTTO - BALROGH'

image: relative to the report
Look at these drunken guys run *snicker*.

And so the winners gathered for their prizes whilst the others regained their puff ready for he next race.
Canedor says, 'Gratz on fungus ring xaidos'
Canedor says, 'hehe, gratz on runebranded stone buckler cotto'
Canedor says, 'hehe gratz on a orcfang earring balrogh. Druids favorite earing'

image: relative to the report
The winners bow as they receive their prizes.

Canedor says, 'OK you MUST run between pillars and the wall or you disqualified - we have some ... err... guides to check.'
Canedor says, 'ok 3'
Canedor says, '2'
Canedor says, '1'
Canedor says, 'go'
Canedor says, 'and 4 rounds !'
Span crushes YOU for 94 points of damage.
Span crushes YOU for 148 points of damage.
Span crushes YOU for 133 points of damage.
Span crushes YOU for 104 points of damage.
Dalerian hits YOU for 8 points of damage.
Dalerian hits YOU for 1 point of damage.
Sumyunguyy punches YOU for 53 points of damage.
Sumyunguyy punches YOU for 29 points of damage.
Sumyunguyy punches YOU for 39 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 35 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 6 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 17 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 21 points of damage.
As you can see the runners were not too happy about the 'Bad Guys' who were hanging around trying to hinder everyone.

Then all of a sudden I had a bunch of them on me trying to kill me.
Brawller slashes YOU for 14 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 29 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 11 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 32 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 1 point of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 27 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 25 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 17 points of damage.
Carai begins to cast a spell.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 27 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
You resist the Ensnare spell!
Brawller slashes YOU for 52 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 55 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 34 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 34 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 38 points of damage.
You resist the Frostbite spell!
Brawller slashes YOU for 49 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 12 points of damage.
Dalerian begins to cast a spell.
Dalerian lets loose a mighty yaulp.
Brawller slashes YOU for 21 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 1 point of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 28 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 30 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 39 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 50 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 20 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 22 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 19 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 18 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 38 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 35 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 20 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 18 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 7 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 38 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 47 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 34 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 4 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 48 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 14 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 7 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 19 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 18 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 30 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 17 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 20 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 25 points of damage.
Carai kicks YOU for 7 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 29 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 4 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 12 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 27 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 17 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 11 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 39 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 5 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 25 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 15 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 13 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 3 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 15 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 50 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 41 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 23 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 43 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 1 point of damage.
Carai kicks YOU for 10 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 51 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 42 points of damage.
Dalerian's hand is covered with a dull aura.
Dalerian begins to cast a spell.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 21 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 18 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 6 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 25 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 29 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 49 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 19 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 32 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 1 point of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 1 point of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 21 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 54 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 43 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 20 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 8 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 14 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 20 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 25 points of damage.
Brawller kicks YOU for 12 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 17 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 23 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 44 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 41 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 37 points of damage.
Carai's spell fizzles!
Enhance begins to cast a spell.
Carai slashes YOU for 24 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Carai begins to cast a spell.
Brawller slashes YOU for 7 points of damage.
Enhance begins to cast a spell.
Brawller slashes YOU for 36 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 19 points of damage.
You resist the Ensnaring Roots spell!
Brawller slashes YOU for 19 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 14 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 45 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 19 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
Enhance begins to cast a spell.
Carai slashes YOU for 27 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 22 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 16 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 28 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 38 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 38 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 44 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 54 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 26 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 30 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 14 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 3 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 32 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 33 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
Carai slashes YOU for 29 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 44 points of damage.
Brawller slashes YOU for 22 points of damage.
Carai kicks YOU for 11 points of damage.
Enhance begins to cast a spell.
Brawller slashes YOU for 34 points of damage.
You have been slain by Brawller!
Returning to home point, please wait...
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
I think I lasted quite a long time considering.

- - -

I actually missed who won the last race but it was soon time for another one. Everyone got drunk again and lined up. This time they had to weave in and out of the pillars. By this race I had gotten tired and was nearly asleep. These all nighters do seem to take it out of me. All that I can remember is getting shot by Dalerian whilst he rode around on horse back shooting off his arrows. How many arrows did you manage to get through Dalerian???
So after the last race I said my good bye's and camped for the evening. I think most people had gotten a port.

So once again another fun and successful night with lots of happy people but still the strange experience loss is a mystery. Was it natural forces that caused this? or was it a bug? or was it Orcman's familiar getting back at everyone since he got blapped at the beginning? No one knows...


Donate Status

Shadowpuma is very thankful for the kind donations. The current number of accepted donations is...

0

For more details about donations then please visit the Donate section of the Shadowpuma site.

Donate